A gangster assembled an engineer, a chemist, and a physicist, and ordered them to find a way to guarantee that his horse would win in the next week’s races. The day before the race, they reconvened.
Gangster: Engineer, what have you got?
Engineer: I’ve invented a way to weave metallic threads into the saddle blanket so that they will act as the plates of a battery and provide electrical shock to the horse.
Gangster: That’s very good! But let’s hear from the chemist.
Chemist: I’ve synthesized a powerful stimulant that disolves into simple blood sugars after ten minutes and therefore cannot be detected in post-race tests.
Gangster: Excellent, excellent! Physicist?
Physicist: Well, let us consider a spherical horse in simple harmonic motion…
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